So, here’s a confession. I love pretending I’m Weird Al. I love singing, and almost as much, I love purposefully butchering songs. Here’s one I came up with in the car with Nick. Don’t take it personally…it’s not about you….it’s about someone else. I pinky swear. Ahem.
Sung to the tune of Randy Newman’s, “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” from Toy Story
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemyWhen the road looks
Rough ahead
And you’re miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
Just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you’ve got a frenemyYou’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemyIf you’ve got troubles, I’ll talk about you
There isn’t much that I’d actually do for you
We act friendly but compete hardcore, too,
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemySome other folks might be
A little bit nicer than I am
Sweeter and more friendly too
Maybe
But none of them will ever make you
Connive like I do
It’s me vs. you
But as the years go by
Our faux-friendship will never dieYou’re gonna see
It’s our destinyYou’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy
You’ve got a frenemy
Do you ever reimagine song lyrics?
With a healthy level of competition,
Freckles